A relaxed, boxy tee with a vintage comic-style graphic that says “Trying not to turn my feelings into felonies.” The heavyweight ring-spun cotton feels substantial and smooth, and the pigment-dyed fabric gives a lived-in, slightly faded look that stays with wear. Cuts a cropped, roomy silhouette that layers easily over high-waist jeans or slips under a blazer for a playful edge. The sewn-in twill tape keeps the shoulders stable, and the printed neck label adds a clean finish. This tee speaks with dry humor and a bit of attitude — wear it when you want to keep your cool while making a clear statement.
Fabric and care note: pigment-dye shades vary slightly by garment, giving each piece its own character. Heavier 6.1 oz cotton holds shape and print well; recommended gentle wash and air dry to preserve color and print detail.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, strong print surface
- Boxy, slightly cropped fit for roomy, modern styling
- Pigment-dyed fabric for a vintage, lived-in color
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric that retains shape
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape and sewn-in twill label for durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
