A soft, cozy crewneck that pairs low-key humor with a gentle, nostalgic illustration. The sweatshirt features a charming, slightly grumpy turtle graphic beneath the cheeky line “first of all… I will fight you.” It reads like a private joke you can wear — warm, familiar, and a little defiant. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric and tubular knit feel substantial without being stiff. Ribbed collar and reinforced stitching keep the shape through repeated wear, while the tear-away label eliminates itch. This one slips on for slow mornings, long study sessions, or casual hangs when you want to be comfortable and a little playful.
Wear it layered over a tee for coffee runs, paired with joggers for relaxed weekends, or draped over your shoulders at game nights. The embroidered placement options (left chest, center chest, wrists) let you customize a subtle detail or go bold with a large center design. Built with OEKO-TEX certified dyes and responsibly sourced US cotton, it’s made to last and to feel right against skin.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean fit and less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting shape retention
- Embroiderable placement options: left chest, center chest, large center chest, and wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton, and tear-away neck label for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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