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Chef Funny T‑Shirt — "Stay Away Before You Become My Next Parole Violation" Cooking Humor Tee

Chef Funny T‑Shirt — "Stay Away Before You Become My Next Parole Violation" Cooking Humor Tee

Regular price $15.30 USD
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This lightweight cotton crew brings kitchen humor to your everyday wardrobe. The front art shows a gruff chef guarding his station while a chaotic cast of characters—flames, food thieves, and kitchen disasters—swirl around him, with the bold caption warning would-be offenders about parole violations. Wear it on busy shifts, casual nights out, or low-key food festivals to share a laugh with fellow cooks and diners. The breathable 4.3 oz fabric layers easily under aprons or jackets and keeps its shape thanks to side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar. Subtle DTF sleeve prints add extra personality without overpowering the shirt’s clean silhouette.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² cotton fabric — all-season comfort
- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and structure
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for durable stretch recovery
- Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve prints for crisp, detailed artwork
- Classic crew fit with heather blend options (90% cotton/10% polyester)

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
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